Paradox | Club & Casino

Primal | Hyperion | Mist | Ward 3 Plot 5
Currently closed while False Suspect obsesses over FFXI (Horizon)

About Paradox

Located in a beachfront Mist mansion, Paradox holds events twice weekly. Come enjoy drinks at our expansive bar, dance the night away with our DJs, and try your luck in the casino!

Paradox Crew

At Paradox, we feel it is our duty to serve the community with a premium nightlife experience. Our crew is dedicated to the RP scene and offers the utmost professional hospitality. Additionally, we respectfully support both casual and serious RP.

Partners

Operations Manager
False Suspect

Business owner IRL, nightclub manager in-game. Always decked-out in crisp white threads, False Suspect skillfully oversees the day-to-day operations of Paradox.

Creative Director
Luna Delcielo

Engineer IRL, house designer in-game. Luna created Paradox's venue interior, as well as the club's branding, logo, and website. As False Suspect's business partner, she oversees marketing and consults on various projects to ensure Paradox's high standard of quality.

Bartender | Lafayette Saelthil

This Ul'dah native is no stranger to the gamba scene. Let's welcome back to Eorzea everyones favorite, Charming, comedic, long eared, pick pocketing elezen. Not only will he serve you some of the finest drinks around, those who know him know his specialty drinks and how light his fingers can really be. He'll always make sure you leave the night with a smile on your face and a lighter coin purse.

Dealer | S'acantha Quynh

Nickname Sam, she said for her bio: Will chat all day instead of doing anything productive. Here's our take: she works hard, and plays harder. Perfect for the scene. She's sweet, social, funny, and gorgeous. A true one of a kind!

Dealer | Cheese Turtle

Normally quiet until the night brings out the fun, party-demon inside of him. He loves to gamba and is willing to do anything for his friends. This carefree lala will worm his way into your heart before you realize its happening.

Dealer | Listri Ravencrest

This little Au Ra has a penchant for cards and the occasional drink. Careful that you don't fall for that smile, she'll steal both your heart and your wallet before you know it.

Accountant | Esme Maeve

Don't let her small frame fool you, Esme is one tough coffee biscuit. As the Paradox accountant, she's the numbers queen behind the scenes. On occasion, she also (begrudgingly) sits in as hostess.

Casino Games

Paradox's Casino is located conveniently right off the dance floor. Take a break from the main party and join a table with one of our skilled dealers.

3-Card Poker

Poker-style hands. Play against the dealer.
Bet range: 100k-4milRules:

Players are dealt a hand of 3 cards to make the best possible poker hand against the dealer
After getting dealt, you have the option to Check or Raise (add 50% of your bet) before the dealer reveals their hand
Hand Rankings: 3-of-a-kind > Straight > Pair > High Card
Qualifying Hand: Dealer has to qualify for the hand by having at least High Card of Queen; if the dealer doesn't qualify or ties with the player, all bets are returned
Payouts: Standard payout 2x; Getting triple sixes instantly pays out 6x

Black Jack

Classic Black Jack. Play against the dealer.
Bet range: 100k-4milRules:
Dealer deals cards to self and players by rolling /random 13
Results are assigned to specific cards and accrue points...

Card	Number
Ace	1 or 11 points; open aces
Numerals	2-10 points
Jack	11 (10 points)
Queen	12 (10 points)
King	13 (10 points)

You can Double Down your bet; pay the same buy-in again & draw one last card
If you pull double cards you can Split; pay your buy-in again & run two hands
Ties with dealer get pushed into next round
Other rules may apply pending on dealer

D20 Darts

Shoot darts against the dealer!
Bet range: 100k-2mil
Rules:

Dealer shoots a dart (/random 20)
Player then shoots a dart to target the same number
Players can buy up to 3 darts per dealer shot

Payouts are as follows:

Shot Difference	Payout
Same Number	5x bet
Within 1	3x bet
Within 3	1.5x bet
Higher than 3	0 (loss)

Roulette

Try your luck at the roulette table!
Bet range: 100k-2mil
Bet options are as follows:

Bet Type	Payout
Single Number	15x bet
High (31-36)	3x bet
Low (1-6)	3x bet
Dozens (1-12)	2x bet
Dozens (13-24)	2x bet
Dozens (25-36)	2x bet
Odds/Evens	1.75x bet
Auto loss: 37 & 38	0

Slots

Try your hand at the Slot Machine!
Bet range: 100k-2mil

Roll	Payout
777	10x bet
950-999	3x bet
600-949	2x bet
1-599	0 (loss)

Casual Rolls

Test the gambling waters by challenging the bartender to a casual roll with one of our house specialty drinks.

Bar Menu

Grab a refreshing cocktail at the bar, hand-crafted by Eorzea's most skilled bartenders.
If you're feeling adventurous, try your luck with one of our house specialty drinks to challenge the bartender to pick up your tab!Buy rounds for everyone with a bar buy-out!
1mil per hour, 4mil for the night

House Specialty Drinks

Rick Roll

A Long Island Iced Tea that is sure to get the night started off right.
^{Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Orange Liqueur, Cola, Lemon}
Bartender Challenge
Challenge the Bartender 1 or more rolls. With each in, option to keep winnings or roll on next round. However, lose a roll and you lose it all.
Customer rolls when ready, roll /random 999 against bartender

75k buy-in

Payouts per round are as follows:

Round	Payout
1st	50k
2nd	100k
3rd	200k
4th	500k
5th	1.5mil
6 - ∞	Double Payout of previous Round

^{Availability at dealer's discretion}

Dragon Slayer

This drink isn't for the feint of heart.
^{Gin, Absinthe, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Gelatin Foam}
Bartender Challenge
Challenge the Bartender to a mini-deathroll, last one standing wins!
Customer rolls when ready, start at /random 99, take turns rolling (decrement with /random # from previous roll), first to 1 loses
50k buy-in, 100k payout
^{Availability at dealer's discretion}

Triple Dirty

A salty, dry martini made with your choice of either gin or vodka.
^{Gin or Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Olive Brine, 3 Olives}
Bartender Challenge
Challenge the Bartender to 3 separate rolls. Each roll is a win or loss.
Customer rolls when ready, roll /random 999 against bartender
40k buy-in, 30k payout per win
^{Availability at dealer's discretion}

Cherry Bomb

The perfect shot to keep the party going. Buy a round for friends...or multiples for yourself!
^{Whiskey, Sour Cherry Liqueur, Energy Drink}
Bartender Challenge
Challenge the Bartender to slots. Bartender rolls 3 consecutive /randoms. Each horizontal, vertical, or diagonal line with triples or a sequence returns a payout. Blanks and 0s are wild.
10k buy-in, 20k payout per line
^{Availability at dealer's discretion}

Cocktails

French 75

It looks like bubbly effervescence, but looks deceive. This cocktail packs a wallop with gin and champagne, made all the more dangerous by how delightful it is to drink.
^{Gin, Champagne, Lemon Juice, Superfine Sugar}
20k

Boulevardier

The lovechild of a negroni and a manhattan, this vintage cocktail has been a classic since the roaring 20s.
^{Bourbon, Red Bitter Aperitif, Sweet Vermouth}
18k

Moscow Mule

This cocktail is crisp and cooling, and good for any season. Plus it comes in a copper mug, which is neat.
^{Vodka, Ginger Beer, Lime Juice}
15k

Caipirinha

Mouth-wateringly refreshing cocktail. Calling back to it's humble origins in Brazil, the name translates to "little countryside drink."
^{Cachaça, Lime, Simple Syrup}
13k

Collins

Straight-forward cocktail that's fizzy, tart, and delicious.
^{Gin, Lemon Juice, Club Soda}
11k

Sangria

Wine with an extra kick. This fruity cocktail is deceptively smooth.
^{Red Wine, Brandy, Splash of Ginger Ale, Orange Slice}
8k

Non-Alcoholic Options

Coffee, Tea, Soda

Variety of selections.
5k^{Water is complimentary}

Behind the Decks

From open to close, our live-stream DJs keep everyone moving on the dance floor with lively mixes. Hop into the Twitch chat to give a shout-out or put in a song request.